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LSTea
Small-batch psychedelic tea for extremely long afternoon meetings.
We take high-risk
literally.
We invest in companies other firms are too sober to understand.
See what we funded ↓Current portfolio
We funded these
on purpose.
15 companies. Zero adult supervision.
02
OpenShiba
Open-source AI for dogs who refuse closed ecosystems.
03
TripHop.AI
An AI travel agent for journeys with excellent basslines.
04
TraitorJoe
A grocery co-op for snacks that betrayed the food pyramid.
05
Wholesome Foods
Groceries that love you back and never ask for your zip code.
06
Marijuana Qubits
Quantum computing powered by superposition and suspiciously good vibes.
07
Speeker
The first speaker engineered to make one perfect pee sound.
08
InstaPot
Pot delivered by drone before you forget why you ordered it.
09Tele
TelePartyClick
Travel to your party through telepathy and one suspicious button.
10
Freud With Benefits
Tinder for Psychiatrists! Swipe right on someone who understands your attachment style and your mother.
11
Boston Dogmatics
Robot dogs that walk your normal dog and judge its biomechanics.
12
PCBabe
A circuit-board shop where hot girls are never asked if they know what a resistor is.
13
MonaShiba
A meme coin with a billion-dollar valuation and excellent posture.
14
Drive-Through Bong
Like coffee drive-through, but the building is a bong and so is the cup.
18+
15Phallo
PhalloPartyClick
TelePartyClick after dark. Adults only, obviously.
Not a company. A foreign policy.
Send nudes
not nukes.
☮
Due diligence, but louder